The number one thing I fantasize about is designing and decorating my future home. I spend hours on subreddits and websites dedicated to things like that. Jesse and I recently went to Lowes and we both squealed over blinds. I swear to god, it doesn’t matter if we are living in a shithole apartment, its going to be the most comfy, decorated shithole ever. Jesus god damn I want a house.

Guys if Hannibal gets cancelled I cannot promise I won’t descend into a dark pit of drunken sadness.

Startin out my day the snail way. #me #ilovesnails

I want rice and beaaaaaaans.

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

• HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
• GO FAST
• NEVER USE BRAKES

Title: Stupid Kid
Artist: Alkaline Trio
Played: 91 times

istanddefeated:

Remember when i said, I love you, well forget it i take it back. I was just a stupid kid back then, I take back every word that i said.

Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse?

_{yo i fuckin love alana bloom}